Th Pastafarians of th Flying Spaghetti Monster, a parody religion believes that pirates are good people. Th decrease in number of pirates have subsequently increased global temperatures(global warming) which is a parody of th religious groups that suggests th high number of disasters, famine and wars are due t th lack of respect and worship towards their deity. That was also supported with statistics that showed Somalia having th most number of pirates however th lowest carbon emissions compared t any oth country.
Instead of using 'Amen', Pastafarians use 'Ramen' which is instant noodles. Yet another parody.
Pastafarians do not believe in celebrating a festive event on a specific day, eg Christmas. However, they do celebrate what's called a 'Holiday', t avoid dogma. They include th usage of 'Happy Holidays' instead of 'Merry Christmas' etc. When George Bush's White House Christmas greeting cards wrote 'Happy Holidays', Bobby Henderson aka founder of FSM obligatorily and willingly replied.
"I don't have a problem with religion. What I have a problem with is religion posing as science. If there is a god and he's intelligent, then I would guess he has a sense of humor." -Bobby Henderson.
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